Humor
epub |eng | 2011-02-15 | Author:Robert Asprin & Jody Lynn Nye [Asprin, Robert & Nye, Jody Lynn]

NINETEEN “There’s no problem with deficit spending.” —R. MUGABE Hermalaya held out one slender hand to the choconut tycoon. He took it in his big paw, looking dazed and pleased. ...
( Category: Fantasy September 16,2017 )
epub |eng | 2011-02-15 | Author:Robert Asprin & Peter J. Heck [Asprin, Robert & Heck, Peter J.]

Chapter 10 Journal #550 Second Lieutenant Snipe was almost instantly dubbed "Lieutenant Sneak" by the Omega Mob. He was, if possible, more cordially hated by most of the enlisted legionnaires ...
( Category: Science Fiction September 16,2017 )
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Jacob Tomsky [Tomsky, Jacob]

How you take your coffee, Tommy?” Trey the bellman asked me. “Light and sweet?” “Light and sweet”: a wonderful New Yorkism for coffee with lotta milk, lotta sugar. Another one ...
( Category: Industries September 16,2017 )
epub |eng | | Author:Ellen Datlow

The Jersey Devil isn’t the weirdest thing in New Jersey by a long shot. As a matter of fact, I have neighbors that make him look like a patsy. The ...
( Category: Genre Fiction September 16,2017 )
epub |eng | | Author:Saul Goodman

The Trial I think I’ve already touched on many elements that will go into enduring a DUI trial. The prosecution’s focus—loopy driving, red eyes; roadside, blood, or breathalyzer tests—and some ...
( Category: Humor September 16,2017 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2016-01-07 | Author:Jeffrey Price

CHAPTER FOURTEEN Stalking Destiny Buster hitched a ride on a lumber truck that was taking the shortcut across the Lame Horse Mesa to Cortez. He walked the rest of the ...
( Category: Humor & Satire September 16,2017 )
epub |eng | 2010-10-25 | Author:Lord George Gordon Byron

60 Within a niche, nigh to its pinnacle, Twelve saints had once stood sanctified in stone; But these had fallen, not when the friars fell, But in the war which ...
( Category: Poetry September 16,2017 )
mobi, epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Michelle Vernal

Chapter Seventeen “The family can’t wait to meet you both but be prepared—they can be a bit, uh, how you would say…loud?” Kassia took her eyes off the road for ...
( Category: Humor & Satire September 15,2017 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2015-07-28 | Author:Austin Grossman

The next twenty hours or so may have been my first term as president; I’ve never been quite sure. Eisenhower was unconscious but not officially incapacitated and no one bothered ...
( Category: Thrillers & Suspense September 15,2017 )
epub |eng | 2014-04-20 | Author:Whitney Dineen [Dineen, Whitney]

Chapter 19 Oscar Solomon was infuriated by the new round of press that Melinda became embroiled in. He tried to convince himself she was innocent and that the photos had ...
( Category: Romantic Comedy September 15,2017 )
mobi |eng | 2009-06-30 | Author:Cornelius Kane [Kane, Cornelius]

THE NEXT MORNING I said nothing to Lap about the In-Season, and he never asked why I didn’t have Flasha Lightning with me anyway. He was camped in my office—it ...
( Category: Mystery September 15,2017 )
epub |eng | | Author:Al Ewing

- and six foot of Bogart/Bowie pure pale blue-white flesh shock-white hair walking through the door and every inch of him cold and decadent and ignoring all the lust and ...
( Category: Comic Strips September 15,2017 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2016-09-06 | Author:Alan Sepinwall & Matt Zoller Seitz

Hannibal (NBC, 2013–2015) Total score: 86 Bryan Fuller’s riff on the world of novelist Thomas Harris, the father of Hannibal Lecter, was one of the great TV shows of the ...
( Category: Performing Arts September 14,2017 )
epub |eng | 1995-01-01 | Author:Bill Bryson [Bryson, Bill]

CHAPTER FIFTEEN I went to Retford. I can’t explain it. Through my morning ablutions, the gentle removal of the tissues from my swollen nostrils, through breakfast and checking out of ...
( Category: Travel Writing September 14,2017 )
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Wild Rodeo Nights (lit) [Nights, Wild Rodeo]

What will Carrie say when she sees me again? Would she throw herself in my arms or give me the cold shoulder? He didn’t know but he was about to ...
( Category: Architecture September 14,2017 )